1. The extent of which I give two shits about the Madonna/Drake Coachella kiss is limited to the fact that you simply do not stick your tongue down another living being's throat (even Drake) without their permission. Period. End of story.
2. I'm finally taking the Jeopardy! online test tonight at 9:00 (8:00 CST). My practice test did not go well today so here's hoping tonight's real deal contains more questions about food and science, and less about golf and british royalty (ugh). If all goes well, I will advance to a live audition round in Atlanta, GA, where I will possibly stand there paralyzed with stage fright the entire time. Or maybe I'll do well, but then move on to the actual show where I will freeze in front of the entire country instead.
3. My youngest child turned 20 years old today. I miss her and love her with all of my heart.
4. Really, nothing else matters to me today except #3, but what is a person to do? You have to keep on keeping on...