I just realized that this post has been sitting in draft since 2013, I just haven't been here on Blogger much and never got around to publishing. I remember grabbing it from a friend on Facebook, who had shared it from another friend. I couldn't tell you the original source or I would certainly give them credit. It's so lovely and perfect. Forgive!
Friday, October 28, 2016
Thursday, October 27, 2016
1. First-world trophy hunters who travel the globe hunting exotic animals for sport are ambushed while stalking their latest prey and thrown weaponless into an inescapable pit full of the same animal they were about to murder. The psychos who were hunting harmless creatures like giraffes are dropped into a pit of hungry rats.
2. Male politicians who work to make reproductive freedom for women illegal (or less accessible) lose rights over their bodies and reproductive choices for one day. Those with healthy, working organs are tied up by women they've previously slut-shamed then forced to ejaculate, their sperm inseminated into a gay or single woman who really wants children but keeps being told by asshole bible thumpers that she should be excluded from the adoption process. What?! If God didn't want you to make babies, he wouldn't have give you sperm, right? If she gets pregnant it's God's will! Those with ED are denied access to Viagra et al for the entire rest of their life, those who've had vasectomies get their mouths sewn shut.
3. Cheaters: Christian Evangelical Edition. Self-explanatory.
I could do this all day.
Friday, October 21, 2016
Just briefly scanned my Blogger reading list, which I have not done in a very long time, and I noticed a sort of theme: y'all need to stop apologizing for how long it's been since you posted last. Seriously.
I have been guilty of doing this in the past, noting exactly how long it's been since my last post and apologizing profusely for my weak blog-game...I guess because, in the past, my mode had been to feel constant guilt for not being able to make everybody happy (I blame the patriarchy). But then I woke up one day and said fuck it. I will not apologize for being so all-consumed with other happenings in my life and you shouldn't either!
So, if it's been awhile since you have blogged, forgive yourself. You owe us nothing. Post when you can, and we will totally understand. We know you have a life, and it makes us happier than shit to know that you are so busy living that you don't have time to blog. Also, chances are that we have also been busy, too busy to notice that you've been too busy to blog. We eventually connect again, and when we do, it is special.
Love to all of you.
P.S. I do hope you forgive me for not being here, though. And also for my potty mouth; it's been an f-bomb kind of day/week/year.